
(Source: gracedraws)
i tried to record myself doing the cup song
we live in a world where failure is rewarded
(Source: tittyminaj)
- mom: you haven't moved since I left the house 5 hours ago wtf
- me: excuse me where do you think these chips came from
- *me late at night*
- me: i'm going to start going to the gym
- me: i'm going to start eating a balanced diet
- me: i'm going be more sociable and try harder to make plans
- me: i'm going to be a doctor
- me: i'm going to invent the cure for cancer
- *me in the morning*
- me: i can't
- me: get
- me: out
- me: of
- me: bed hELp
Every time I get a follower I silently fangirl because someone actually looked at my blog and thought “imma follow dis”
(Source: untilwefindaway)

if you’ve been having a bad day
here’s a hedgehog with a strawberry on its head
even if you haven’t been having a bad day
here’s something to make your day better

I wonder if white people sometimes get pissed that Jesus turned out to be a black woman.
amen
(Source: henrrydelavega)
I’m so detached and distant and cold at times, but I swear if you spark my interest, I can become so clingy and you’ll become so important to me and I will put so much of my time and effort towards you.
(Source: weeeenhi)



